I must be too annoying 4 u.
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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