I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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