You're so nebulous sometimes
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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