god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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