Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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