There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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