he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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