No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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