Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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