On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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