Three words: puerto rican gang bang
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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