Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We have so much sex to catch up on
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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