Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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