If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Randomize
