I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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