Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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