Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
someone owes me an orgasm
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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