Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
All the doctor said was why
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
