is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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