I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
we should paint friendship bongs
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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