and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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