i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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