Don't you send me to vm
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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