can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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