I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I skipped work to stalk him.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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