I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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