We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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