Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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