It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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