Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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