The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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