butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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