It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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