Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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