Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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