There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
