oh god the rape fog is back!
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
