sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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