Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Randomize
