Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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