yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Randomize
