I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Less talking, more tequila
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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