i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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