My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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