The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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