And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just high enough for therapy.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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