i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
