they need to just BURY HIM!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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