So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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