Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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