fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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